Sunday, June 21, 2015

The Box X @SwiimGood

Being a woman , we know everything . TALL FACTS but there are certain subjects we can only touch on to a certain extent because.... aint no dick bih. being the holder of the greatest thing on earth . . pussy . we dont know what it feels like from the males perspective, we ALL believe we have the box thats gon make that man act right *giggles*. . i do . . i know i do . . proven fact but this isnt about me . . we're talking about in general. youre not the only woman with a throat a crotch and a stove ma but thats a wholeeeee separate post. . .back on track. .

 so i took to twitter. "is there really such a thing as trash box?" me and a few of my regular timeline junkies carried on they gave me their point of view ALL said yes  . . but this gem stood out to me and it was oh so necessary he break it down for women everywhere on "The Box"



"Can Pussy Be Trash or Is That A Myth?"

Ahhhh the age old question.. Can pussy be trash? The simple answer is yes, yes it can be but its not all cut and dry. Before we just straight up call certain pussy trash we have to first state why and what makes us label it trash; 

1) Time and Attitude: if youre a "bitch" which could be from you having a bad attitude all the time or you asking too many damn questions you better not be givin no nigga the 90 day rule. If you on your shit and you dont NEED a nigga you may have the right to be "stuck up" aka "stüsh" per say. These girls are usually confident and know what they want already. In turn that makes us want you more. "Damn baby you dont need me? Lemme come in ya life and ruin shit shawty"

2)Status & Popularity: These two things ARE NOT THE SAME if you popular af and all my niggas know boutcha imma assume you dont care bout yaself. Ladies we love them club types but ion want Amp and JJ tellin me they smashed too bih. Status you doing you and bout ya shit and people kno of you wish they were you wanna be apart of anything you got man of course we go assume ya pussy good. You got something bout ya.

3) Look &Feel: The actual pussy itself. We are all carnal creatures and go off visuals mostly.  Some pussy will gain strength just off the looks itself. I know straight girls that materbate to rihanna naked cmon she too bad wit that 5 head. Damn cute girls got big foreheads bih anyways..if you hittin some pussy and you feel empty or disappointed after maybe a lil depressed it was trash pussy. Good pussy makes you feel good about yourself. Good pussy make you say shit like.. "Just the tip" "youre beautiful" "lemme nut in you" and in rare cases "i love you". Good pussy is dangerous and should be treated with care like one of them boxes with the fragile sign on it (pun intended) Good pussy will make you get a job nigga.. Smh Good pussy make you not wanna fuck bih. Good pussy make you faithful.. Lmao im lying. New pussy > Good pussy but thats a whole different story. (Small summary and overview open for discussion) -@SwiimGood

any questions?

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

The Guy You're F*&^%'n

Facing facts folks - We are very much so located in the 21st century. Woman are no longer saving themselves for marriage hoping to find prince charming . So she can spend the rest of her days washing the skid marks out of said princes boxers and hopes of carrying all 5 of his bigheaded sons that'll go onto make her a grandmother with 2 children each by women who's soul purpose in life is to cater to them like she did their pops , NO. lol spoiler alert .

These days the woman has discovered the power of the V and wants to roam like a dog. . . stop judging her its levels. This blog post isnt about bashing . . . we'll save that for a later date. . its about those of us . . . you . . . her whomever involved in a situationship. definition basically being hence the title That guy you're fucking , facing facts again alot of us are in a situation thats kindaaaa like relationship but missing mad pieces to the puzzle. lol because some of you are doing it all wrong . Theres a MAJOR difference between the cookie cutter woman the woman thats just kicking it and the hoe. this here is about the the woman whos kickin' it - Im not going to force the idea of a relationship down anyone's throat . . . thats another post as well. . .but you still have to respect yourself along with the code to things.

Its really simple actually, logically. . .

so boom *claps hands* however you and the guy got together . . . its happening . . sweating out your edges on the regular. i dont really care about the technicalities of the situation . what i want to talk about is him being worthy of fucking up your hair on the regular. . . straight scenarios . . .picture yourself driving its raining . . . youre on . . . . pick a road in your town . . round here in Ft. Lauderdale ima say 441 its 11;30 its raining cats and dog dicks b you run out of gas. . . simple female fuck up to need to be rescued . FUCK YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. . . girl , i know. . that guy . . is he in your top 3 people you can call?

boom  *claps hands* money is tightttttttttttttt so tight you done fucked up an fell behind on a bill. . . lets say your phone? alright phone is about get cutt off because youve used all your extensions . . (boy do i miss sprint sometimes) its gonna get disconnected if you dont pay $XYZ = ALOT  of wtf you dont have . . . can you call him an be like hey, im in poe ass situation can i borrow or have blah blah blah until when . . fill in the blanks idk your pay schedule .

(I started this one on twitter last night an decided it was something blog worthy)
IF YOURE ANSWER WAS NO OR EVEN A HESITATE YES TO EITHER ONE OF THESE VERY SIMPLE SITUATIONS WIPE HIS NUT OFF YOUR DAMN CHIN! Im not talking buying you presents an all the bells ans whistles bullshit if you want all that find yourself a boyfriend or a sponsor . im talking simple life fuck ups where you need a helping hand . he can stick an occasional thumb in your ass but cant help with your phone bill ? . . girl . the only logical reasoning that man cant leave his house to come bring you a gas tank is because hes at home with his WIFE AND KIDS and youre a hoe. . . and have zero bidness messin with that man anyway. <-- its the right thing im "supposed to say". thats where youve gon from the woman kickin it to the hoe you knew that .lol you aint stand a chance an you reached tryna see how far he was gonna go with you. lmao not that far. sorry call triple A. LOL. . but back to my point im rambling .

point get to the point. lol  . when you find yourself in a situation between relations and some how youve found yourself with this person when choosing that extra special friend, take some time a think even though youre just having fun . . . think about how played you feel if you were in either one of these situations an this guyyy who i dont give a fuck howwwww much you like doesnt respect you or give a fuck about your well being OUTSIDE of your bedroom his bedroom or basckseat quicky. At the end of the day no matter how relaxed the situation you should still have to have some self respect. for yourself this should be common sense . . you're not marrying him but you are giving him a very special part of you. .  Hes not your man in theory but hes still A MAN generally make sure he acts like one. . . get it ?


i gotta make these things shorter. . they too long right? lol

Monday, June 1, 2015

"The Blog About Nothing"

So basically I needed a platform for everything else , This would be the last transition of this blogspot if anyone is paying attention or if anyone cares. Things that will occur definitely grammatical errors and punctuation fo paws that'll drive you book worms and college professors crazy . I type how I talk and text . . . . . there's your warning . i do understand the difference between there their and they're and will always use them properly but sometimes i dont care about where that comma should go or using an ridiculous amount of "....." to represent my dramatic pauses. . . like how that i is lower case . . someone somewhere is flipping their shit and calling me a bird brain . Judge your mom . i curse like a fucking sailor , if you know me personally you know that . Im often inappropriate and have been attempting to "tone down" my fuck shit.

I changed my mind.

Im not quite sure if i'm one of those annoying people that have to comment on everything and share it with the world or just need somewhere to talk shit..lemme back pedal. . This originally started as site to showcase my work if for some odd reason you didnt know i pay my bills and buy shoes with the money i receive by doing Tattoos and Piercings but im an overall Artist . . not the tumblr kind the real kind. . yeah shot fired. my work grew i got professional an now all of it is located over on www.KiNGSunni,com deposits are required fuck you thought *clears throat* then i said hmmmm "blog" okay. . . lets try keeping up with celebrities and their bullshit. . . that didnt work for me because i dont care to have the scoop on who this person an that person are screwing or wearing or this person whos music i dont even listen to mixtape dropped today or the kardashians got into car accident. . . . like honestly blah blah blah shut the fuck up. you rely on me to stay up to date you'll be so late you're absent b . i usually take to twitter for my rants but im sure we can all agree 140 characteristics barely cover a single thought let alone an entire session of you know what really grinds my gears especially with all my '...." included/.

So i had this lil idea to try it here . . .

granted these rants are never about the same subject hence the theory of me wanting to be one of the writers of Seinfled soooooo bad . . for you idiots that only watch love and hip hop Seinfeld was and will remain on of the greatest shows of all time about absolutely fucking nothing. . . . its not up for debate.

this shit long as fuck are you still reading? if you are. . . .wow bravo. thank you i needed that gas. but yeah . . thats pretty much my idea before i began rambling off into some shit that you probably arent even gonna get to. . it wont be a religious every ____ fill in the blank day expect Sunni talking shit about XYZ but everything annoys me and i think im perfect and lowkey have an opinion on most topics like some of you being fucking idiots. . so they should be often enough. If you "care" about my opinion on something and by care i mean just want to hear what i may have to say on the subject im open for topics . . . if i drop a story and you want to share yours it can be done anonymously because we all have shit we want to talk about but dont want anyone to know you're the idiot doing it or its happening to . . . im not judging you . . . unless you wear colored contacts . soooooooo yeah. . . . how do you end shit ? in conclusion or something like that right? i dont feel like typing anymore . . .

so in like conclusion lets talk shit , im finished talking and im also kind of over anayzlying myself and this entire idea and thisssssss close to thinking this might be dumb af , prove me wrong im sensitive .

-King Sunni