Wednesday, June 3, 2015

The Guy You're F*&^%'n

Facing facts folks - We are very much so located in the 21st century. Woman are no longer saving themselves for marriage hoping to find prince charming . So she can spend the rest of her days washing the skid marks out of said princes boxers and hopes of carrying all 5 of his bigheaded sons that'll go onto make her a grandmother with 2 children each by women who's soul purpose in life is to cater to them like she did their pops , NO. lol spoiler alert .

These days the woman has discovered the power of the V and wants to roam like a dog. . . stop judging her its levels. This blog post isnt about bashing . . . we'll save that for a later date. . its about those of us . . . you . . . her whomever involved in a situationship. definition basically being hence the title That guy you're fucking , facing facts again alot of us are in a situation thats kindaaaa like relationship but missing mad pieces to the puzzle. lol because some of you are doing it all wrong . Theres a MAJOR difference between the cookie cutter woman the woman thats just kicking it and the hoe. this here is about the the woman whos kickin' it - Im not going to force the idea of a relationship down anyone's throat . . . thats another post as well. . .but you still have to respect yourself along with the code to things.

Its really simple actually, logically. . .

so boom *claps hands* however you and the guy got together . . . its happening . . sweating out your edges on the regular. i dont really care about the technicalities of the situation . what i want to talk about is him being worthy of fucking up your hair on the regular. . . straight scenarios . . .picture yourself driving its raining . . . youre on . . . . pick a road in your town . . round here in Ft. Lauderdale ima say 441 its 11;30 its raining cats and dog dicks b you run out of gas. . . simple female fuck up to need to be rescued . FUCK YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. . . girl , i know. . that guy . . is he in your top 3 people you can call?

boom  *claps hands* money is tightttttttttttttt so tight you done fucked up an fell behind on a bill. . . lets say your phone? alright phone is about get cutt off because youve used all your extensions . . (boy do i miss sprint sometimes) its gonna get disconnected if you dont pay $XYZ = ALOT  of wtf you dont have . . . can you call him an be like hey, im in poe ass situation can i borrow or have blah blah blah until when . . fill in the blanks idk your pay schedule .

(I started this one on twitter last night an decided it was something blog worthy)
IF YOURE ANSWER WAS NO OR EVEN A HESITATE YES TO EITHER ONE OF THESE VERY SIMPLE SITUATIONS WIPE HIS NUT OFF YOUR DAMN CHIN! Im not talking buying you presents an all the bells ans whistles bullshit if you want all that find yourself a boyfriend or a sponsor . im talking simple life fuck ups where you need a helping hand . he can stick an occasional thumb in your ass but cant help with your phone bill ? . . girl . the only logical reasoning that man cant leave his house to come bring you a gas tank is because hes at home with his WIFE AND KIDS and youre a hoe. . . and have zero bidness messin with that man anyway. <-- its the right thing im "supposed to say". thats where youve gon from the woman kickin it to the hoe you knew that .lol you aint stand a chance an you reached tryna see how far he was gonna go with you. lmao not that far. sorry call triple A. LOL. . but back to my point im rambling .

point get to the point. lol  . when you find yourself in a situation between relations and some how youve found yourself with this person when choosing that extra special friend, take some time a think even though youre just having fun . . . think about how played you feel if you were in either one of these situations an this guyyy who i dont give a fuck howwwww much you like doesnt respect you or give a fuck about your well being OUTSIDE of your bedroom his bedroom or basckseat quicky. At the end of the day no matter how relaxed the situation you should still have to have some self respect. for yourself this should be common sense . . you're not marrying him but you are giving him a very special part of you. .  Hes not your man in theory but hes still A MAN generally make sure he acts like one. . . get it ?


i gotta make these things shorter. . they too long right? lol

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